ypsi~dixit

Okay. Can someone explain to me why a guy who puts a mouse in a burrito in a quest to defraud a fast food restaurant actually has a girlfriend, when...oh, never mind. It's too depressing to contemplate.

The plump cutie above, the result of a cross between a mouse and a Peep, is what scientists call a mousemallow.

That dude came within a whisker of pulling it off.

He mus have gotten the idea from that chili woman.

All kin's a vegetables in the garden, and if we want a little whisky we can sell a few eggs or something, or some milk. We'd jus' live there. We'd belong there. There wouldn't be no more runnin' round the country....no, sir, we'd have our own place where we belonged and not sleep in no bunk house.

Pretty expensive mouse. 100 grand bond.

Yes, sir, that's one pricey rodent.

I was just petting it with my fingers while we were walking along.

I say throw the book at the boy

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I don't need no fancy foods like beans with ketchup!